Dec 6, 2023
This week, for our first Christmas episode of 2023, the
randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick a heartwarming
holiday special made when the world was struggling through an
unprecedented catastrophic global pandemic, so naturally The Disney
Channel thought it'd be a swell idea to take a quartet of promising
young actors from the ZOMBIES movies (I swear we didn't mean to
cover two ZOMBIES tie-in specials in a row, the randomizer just
works in mysterious ways sometimes), entice them to enter Walt
Disney World's Magic Kingdom after hours with the false promise of
an empty park and no lines for the rides, then sadistically force
them to complete a bunch of meaningless tasks involving
bike-taxiing, apple-throwing, candy-cane-canoeing, letter-sorting,
water-balancing, table-setting and bridge-running, all while
emotionally manipulating them into thinking holiday magic itself
would disappear forever if they failed to complete all this
arbitrary nonsense on time. Just as Baby Jesus commanded. Join Tony
Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Devo Spice and Veronika Vexed as they embark
on a DISNEY HOLIDAY MAGIC QUEST (2020)!
Check out my guests' stuff!
ZACH HURST
Podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/wimdpod
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages
DEVO SPICE
Bandcamp: https://devospice.bandcamp.com
Website: https://www.devospice.com
New Tom Lehrer tribute album: https://thefump.com/store/release/282
VERONIKA VEXED
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/veronika_vexed
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Veronika_Vexed
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cuddlepunk6217
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DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the
arrest of Kyle Carrozza, who appears briefly at the end. We at
Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions
and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be
inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather
than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this
episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was
made.