Mar 28, 2026
After an unexpectedly long hiatus, we are back with a new
episode in which the randomizer goes all the way back to 2023, to
one of the seemingly hundreds of times Disney has taken one of
their beloved awe-inspiring unforgettable animated masterpieces and
reimagined it as a tolerated "meh"-inspiring live-action
blockbuster that costs more than the GDP of most countries and
completely leaves your memory before you even find your car in the
parking lot. This time, they got around to remaking the film that
changed animation forever, the era-defining fairy tale classic that
revitalized the company and kicked off the Disney Renaissance. So
naturally, for the remake they slathered everything in
exceptionally ugly CGI, hired the "My Vag" lady to imitate 70s porn
music (twice!) and got an oceanload of semi-deserved free publicity
by angering the worst people on the internet when they dared to
cast a (gasp!) b-b-b-b-b-b-BLACK woman as the titular fish-assed
protagonist. Join Tony Goldmark, Kalani Mitchell, Kit Quinn and
Luke Ski as they steal the voice of THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023)!
Watch my late-2010s movie review series One Movie Later:
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Watch me vlog with Emily Clark and her crew about the 2019 Little
Mermaid live special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA1lHq3phpM
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KALANI MITCHELL
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KIT QUINN
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LUKE SKI
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